starting the day out right

Mrs Mamu came into the bedroom and said,

"When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What do you think is wrong?"

I looked her over and said,.......

"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."