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Patriot Humor: Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England
Race, Religion & Politics / 1:27 PM - Thursday November 05, 2009

Patriot Humor: Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England

Found on patriotsandliberty.com

It's a little too far to the right for my taste, but it's funny no matter WHOSE name you use.



Surround yourself with intelligent people

Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" he asks.

"Oh, that's easy," says the Queen. "You just ask them to answer a simple riddle."

Just then Gordon Brown walks into the room.

"Gordon, your mother and father have a child," says the Queen. "It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Brown answers, "Oh. That would be . me, your majesty?"

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Upon his return to Washington, D.C., Obama asks Joe Biden the same question. "Joe. Your mother and your father have a kid. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to his advisers and asks every one, but no one can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Robert Gates' shoes in the next stall. Biden asks Gates, "Robert! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Gates responds, "That's easy. It's me!"

Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Robert Gates."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Gordon Brown!"

- Asked by bookman, A Guy Critical, Male, 46-55, Seattle, Hospitality

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Hilarious!! Sounds like my mother. She would not have gotten this one. Fun to tell her jokes though. Except lots of times you have to explain them. Ha.

- Response by dreamdancer, A Creative, Female, 29-35, Houston, Other Profession

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What a racist, anti poor, unamerican, disgusting, patronizing joke. You must me an angry old white man who cannot stand losing his power to the down trodden. You must be a regressive in a progressive world. America will be better off without the likes of you.

You are the one who invented HIV and you are the one who bombed the Japanese and you are the one who spread the plague throughout Europe. You are responsible for global warming and global cooling and the the decrease in the Polar Bear population and the increase in the Polar Bear population at the same time.

Shame on you.

- Response by william45, A Career Man, Male, 46-55, Chicago, Teaching

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LOL, now wait because someone's going to call you a racist.

- Response by istillhatescreennames, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 66 or older

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Actually....that's pretty freakin' funny!

- Response by justpassingthru, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Financial / Banking

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im still chuckling about this one lol

- Response by gemini22, A Sportif, Female, 22-25, Phoenix, Administrative

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lol @ William -he pegged the typical lib perfectly!

Hey bookers ;)

- Response by jillopo, An Alternative Girl, Female, 26-28, Fashion

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You are vastly overestimating the intelligence of Gordon Brown.

- Response by tabbycat1, An Alternative Girl, Female, 22-25, London, Internet / New Media

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That's gold. Not because it's particularly funny, because it ferrets out the haters with aplomb! Bravo. They fell for it.

- Response by moviefanatic, A Mr. Married Guy, Male, 46-55, Retired

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