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Woot woot! I'm a double digit jerk! Thank you disgruntled, nameless and faceless man!!!!

Women say men lie. Yet I was told,"I will never leave you, I love you."-she left. So whose the liar?

"I'd never do that to you." "She was not worthy of you. It will never be like that between us." Now she's doing someone else. Yet I was called a liar when I did not lie. WTF? How are we ever supposed to trust any woman anymore? Seems like the majority act like this that I see and that anyone I know is around. Women have no values or in the very least lie about them.

Women want a nice guy that treats them well. BullShit. I've treated women very well. They destroy.

So what's the point if women say they want a nice guy, but then treat him like shit and toss him out like yesterdays trash? It's all a lie. Women are liars and the hypocrisy is they complain of exactly what they do. So whose the liar now?

Women say men lie. Yet I was told,"I will never leave you, I love you."-she left. So whose the liar?

"I'd never do that to you." "She was not worthy of you. It will never be like that between us." Now she's doing someone else. Yet I was called a liar when I did not lie. WTF? How are we ever supposed to trust any woman anymore? Seems like the majority act like this that I see and that anyone I know is around. Women have no values or in the very least lie about them.

Do you think they did something to my food?

Last weekend I ordered chineese and was short on money so I gave the guy a 2 dollar tip, the total order was 24 dollars. I did feel really bad, however today I ordered again and when the guy came to deliver my food I gave him a 5 dollar tip. Yet obviously the food was already done at that point. I tried eating but it tasted gross, it literally tasted like urine and poop. Maybe they were just having an off day, or they remembered this address didn't tip well, what do you think? I cannot even finish the food :C

Where To Buy Sex Toys

So...this might be silly but I would feel too uncomfortable to walk into a store to buy a vibrator.

Any women (or men with suggestions) know of any online places I could get one from that will deliver?

Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so i started this job a few months ago and i met this guy. um i never really thought of him as MY boyfriend material but he was nice. any way i realize that hes been talking to me alot lately and when i got sick a few days ago he REALLY uped his game and started asking me direct questions like where i thought he was from and how old i think he is. I'v been playing along and flirting back with him BUT i just dont know. Hes really nice and i dont want to hurt him. I have alot of low esteem and i dont really think alot of myself. Im just worried that hes one of those guys that will see that in me and try to control me. Iv always worried about guys contolling me. To be honest he hasnt done anything to give me doubts or any reason that he might do the things im thinking. And before any of you go into the work and relationship thing i hope to leave the job soon so that is a non issue. I just want to know if u guys think i should give him a chance.

This was a preview for those who didnt see my last post. So the guy that i talked about before has since distansed himself from me. He asked me if i wanted a boyfriend a few days ago and i was flustered and said no and the reason i gave was that i wasnt in a right place. He came back a few minutes and we talk and laughed so i thought it was all good. Big mistake. Now he hardly comes to my department unless he has to. I mean the few times he's here he talks to me but not like before. Now i miss talking to him and i miss his jokes. I dont know what to do. And the worst thing is i dont know if i miss him for HIM or just the chance to be with somebody, ANYBODY. (its been a while since i last dated). Im confused please help

Mostly all women and a lot of men agree that taking advantage of a woman who is passed out or

greatly under the influence to where she cannot make an appropriate decison is wrong and in a lot of cases considered rape. So my question is why are people so ok with the idea that most men go to bars simply because they know there will be women there who have been drinking and that they can score with, whom they never could of if they hadn't been drinking, why is this excepted? What difference is it finding a drunk girl in a back bedroom at a party or at a bar?

What's the general consensus out there about: Fling.com¿

Bcuz, I'm starting to get the feeling that it's a scam...

Update: November 21, 2009.
Apologies to all... I'v just noticed my account profile says I'm female... I'm a bloke; sorry about that... Cheers for ur response...

I can orgasm during oral but not when my boyfriends inside me, and it takes nearly an hour. help?

I can only orgasm when my boyfriend is giving me oral, but not when his finger is inside of me. This could potentially become problematic when we decide to have sex and i cant orgasm when hes inside. It also takes me nearly an hour to orgasm. Its exhausting!! any help?

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...

In a recent on-line poll 38,562 men across the country were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.

98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.