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Is becoming a wise person the product of doing so many unwise things?

Do you dislike people who are proud of themselves and don't try to hide it?

What's the best way to send money internationally if I live in NYC ? thoughts please

"If I Had a Box Full of Wishes"

What would your box entail?? I would bring my sister back. Cruel world makes that impossible. And you?

Short of changing my phone number what can I do?

How do you stop harassing hang up calls? I don't want to have to pay for a trace to get it to stop, and I don't want to change my number. This has become ridiculous, calling 10+ times a day and hanging up.
Should I just go off on them next time they call?

Update: November 20, 2009.
I tried the trace feature and the message I got was the feature is unavailable due to the number involved. I really like the air horn idea though. I'll have to call the phone co. Monday to put a stop to this.

Did you see New Moon today?

Or any other movies?

Ladiez, i NEED to feel my never-regions in front of cam?...

Plz help ...

Update: November 20, 2009.
Thanks wolfie - you have such a good memory - I completely forget about the last time I broken the cam - just got carried away. kisses

Ladiez, do i NEED to shave my chest in front of camera?...

Plz help...

anyone want to hear a couple funny jokes??

a husband comes home from work to find his wife waiting in the family room with her bags packed
"where the hell do you think your going?" he asks her
"im leaving you and im going to vegas, i hear you can $400 for a blow job out there"
the husband thinks about this for a few seconds and then goes upstairs.
2 minutes later he comes down with his bags packed.
"where the hell do you think YOUR going?" she sais to him.
"im following you to vegas. im dyeing to see how you plan to live off of $800 a year"

LMAO!! lol thats my favourite joke ever!!


a husband and wife are celebrating their 20th Anniversary at a nice respectble fancy hotel.
the husband is laying on the bed waiting for his wife, and she is in the washroom fixing her hair and getting ready for a nice romantic night.
"what did you think of the first time you saw me naked?" she asks him.
he says "that i wanted to fukc your brains out and suck your tits dry"
pleased, she comes out of the bathroom completely naked and ready to join him in bed.
"what do you think of me now?" she asks.
he looks at her and says "i think i did a good job"


Knock Knock,
- Whos there?
Lil' Boy Blue
- Lil Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson!

LOL hope i made u guys laugh. if u have any funny jokes id love to hear them

You know you're getting old when....

You know your getting old when your husband asks if you want to go out tonight and you tell him "no" seeing as we are going out tomorrow night. Then he responds "yeah probably a good idea so we don't have to feel like crap for two days."

Now I remember a time where I would go out every night of the week with the exception of Tuesday nights. Call this our rest night...LOL! All the while I was working and going to school. Even later in life I could hang all weekend. Well not anymore. Again I'm getting old!

I am enforcing rules in this house!!!

I am making a list of rules and a cleaning list for all of us to follow--I am getting a new roommate and want to make sure things are set before she moves in and understands them. My other roommate needs to follow them because she is lazy and messy. I have the "master lease holder" and have the authority to politely ask them to leave ie kick a roommate out if I find a good reason. I am just too nice right now, so I figure if theres a typed list with signatures...

Anyway, know any good rules in case a situation comes up that would need addressing? Also, how do you think the chores should be split up? Kitchen, bathroom, living room--and should I include on there how often my roommate needs to clean out the litter box, or is that pushing it? (she cleans it MAYBE once a week and has two cats)