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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 9 hours ago Back To Top

Did you see New Moon today?

Or any other movies?

- Asked by twilightzone85, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 22-25, Milwaukee, Food Service
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10 hours ago Back To Top

Ladiez, i NEED to feel my never-regions in front of cam?...

Plz help ...

Update: November 20, 2009.
Thanks wolfie - you have such a good memory - I completely forget about the last time I broken the cam - just got carried away. kisses

- POP'd by lom2009, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Halifax

Ladiez, do i NEED to shave my chest in front of camera?...

Plz help...

- Asked by playaarrow, A Player, Male, 26-28, Science / Engineering
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10 hours ago Back To Top

anyone want to hear a couple funny jokes??

a husband comes home from work to find his wife waiting in the family room with her bags packed
"where the hell do you think your going?" he asks her
"im leaving you and im going to vegas, i hear you can $400 for a blow job out there"
the husband thinks about this for a few seconds and then goes upstairs.
2 minutes later he comes down with his bags packed.
"where the hell do you think YOUR going?" she sais to him.
"im following you to vegas. im dyeing to see how you plan to live off of $800 a year"

LMAO!! lol thats my favourite joke ever!!


a husband and wife are celebrating their 20th Anniversary at a nice respectble fancy hotel.
the husband is laying on the bed waiting for his wife, and she is in the washroom fixing her hair and getting ready for a nice romantic night.
"what did you think of the first time you saw me naked?" she asks him.
he says "that i wanted to fukc your brains out and suck your tits dry"
pleased, she comes out of the bathroom completely naked and ready to join him in bed.
"what do you think of me now?" she asks.
he looks at her and says "i think i did a good job"


Knock Knock,
- Whos there?
Lil' Boy Blue
- Lil Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson!

LOL hope i made u guys laugh. if u have any funny jokes id love to hear them

- Asked by devilish, A Thinker, Female, 22-25, Toronto, Other Profession
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11 hours ago Back To Top

You know you're getting old when....

You know your getting old when your husband asks if you want to go out tonight and you tell him "no" seeing as we are going out tomorrow night. Then he responds "yeah probably a good idea so we don't have to feel like crap for two days."

Now I remember a time where I would go out every night of the week with the exception of Tuesday nights. Call this our rest night...LOL! All the while I was working and going to school. Even later in life I could hang all weekend. Well not anymore. Again I'm getting old!

- Asked by kdtxchic30, A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Dallas, Who Cares?
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12 hours ago Back To Top

I am enforcing rules in this house!!!

I am making a list of rules and a cleaning list for all of us to follow--I am getting a new roommate and want to make sure things are set before she moves in and understands them. My other roommate needs to follow them because she is lazy and messy. I have the "master lease holder" and have the authority to politely ask them to leave ie kick a roommate out if I find a good reason. I am just too nice right now, so I figure if theres a typed list with signatures...

Anyway, know any good rules in case a situation comes up that would need addressing? Also, how do you think the chores should be split up? Kitchen, bathroom, living room--and should I include on there how often my roommate needs to clean out the litter box, or is that pushing it? (she cleans it MAYBE once a week and has two cats)

- Asked by A Thinker, Female, 22-25, Student
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12 hours ago Back To Top

What is this cartoon avatar all about ?

Is this guy supposed to be one of the *Ivy league* people...

...and is that thing in his hand one of those Engagement rings that he is supposed have spent (I believe it must be up to) 9 months salary on...

...or is he imitating the Black Ryan Seacrest ?

- POP'd by buffersclone, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Los Angeles, Managerial

I started dating the women I now call my wife in June of 2003 and I married her june 2008

I have recently brought her computer from her parents house to our house and I am going through files to combine both our computers and get rid of the one with the less memory left after thats all done. While doing this I found a file labeled personal and I opened it and it talkes about an outing she had with friends in march of 2005 and talks about her having sex with a guy and drinking and striping and being called a tease by them... What should I do. I know she doesn't talk to that guy anymore. but I don't know should I bring it up or just let it go since we were just dating then and now we are married I don't see her doing this type action again on me but I am curious... please give advise.

- Asked by An Engaged Guy, Male, 18-21, Seattle, Other Profession
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12 hours ago Back To Top

Don't ya think.................. ..

Sluggo should make us AO gals a calendar?




HAHAHAHA!!

- POP'd by busyb704, A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Other Profession

What's the trick to being old (44) and happily single?

Guess I'm not that old & don't really look it... but I'm feeling that way being single, no family and no wife.

- Asked by sluggo, A Jock, Male, 36-45, Transportation
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12 hours ago Back To Top

Are any of the *Christmas* card people here, or for that matter, still living ?

Did you follow suit as your mother did with the whole Christmas card thing, where you get all worried if you forget to send a card to someone...

...and than get annoyed if they didn't send one to you ?

...and the funny part is that these are *people* that they hadn't seen in 15 years. What is all this nonsense about ?

Did your Mother tape them to the hall way door, or srack them on a ledge or mantle so that they could fall on the floor to be picked up.

What is your Christmas card tradition ?

Mine is that you aren't getting one. I make it more personalized. I call you up and say hello.

- Asked by buffersclone, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Los Angeles, Managerial
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12 hours ago Back To Top

So, what is it going to take to get your ass to Church this Sunday ?

Do you remember in the movie theatres back in the 1960's, those Loge seats that were extra padded and comfy and you could sit in that section for an extra dollar ?

How's about we throw all the pues in the trash and put in reclining Lazy boy chairs, just for you ?

Will this do the trick ?

It isn't like anyone expects you to pay attention, or throw a buck in the basket.

- Asked by buffersclone, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Los Angeles, Managerial
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12 hours ago Back To Top

I am having such a hard time getting motivated today...

I'm supposed to be working on my novel, I keep wasting time by doing A'ology or web surfing or doing chores around the house instead. It's a beautiful rainy day, the perfect day to write while my cat purrs behind me...

OK, I'm logging off, I'm shutting off the net and I'm not turning it back on until I've got 10 pages written.. at least!

- Asked by curvysmartgirl, A Creative, Female, 36-45, Dallas, Artist / Musician / Writer