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Would you rather....?

Would you be the king/queen of a small insignificant area? Or some random fairly wealthy person in a major metropolis?

~LB

Okay let's get really childish. It's Friday anyway....

Constantinople is a very hard word, if you can't spell it you're a baby!!!!!

Alright, who's seen New Moon already?

When did you see it, are you rolling out of bed now after seeing the midnight first show, or did you sleep last night and get the breakfast show at 6:00 this morning so you could make it to work/school by 9:00?

Or are you taking the day off and seeing it at noon so that you can avoid the biggest crowds?

Go ahead,admit that your a TWIT, that's what they are calling you Cullen fans right, twits?

Are there any smart police officers.....

I'm just wondering....if they exist....or are there any smart people that get stopped by police officers....

Here is why I ask.....and I have seen this on many of occasions....

Last night I'm on the way home....I'm going down a major two way street through the subdivision....and low and behold a police officer has pulled over a car....ummm there isn't a median or anything...so it's blocking traffic....and right on the back side of a hill.....

Why didn't he get out go up and tell her to pull down the first side street....or why didn't she keep going and turn down the first side street....

Why out in the middle of the fucking road.....I almost got out and asked him.....

Are there any women out there that are content and happy with what they have?

Just curious.

What is the sexiest thing about a woman?

Please tell all!

going to Cape May, NJ. what to see or do?

Making a song parody

I have to make a song parody for a class...any ideas?

Update: November 20, 2009.
I did Jay Sean's 'Down'...made it about ham :)

A synonym is a word you use when...

You can't spell the word you first thought of. ;-)

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking," and then I thought:

What the hell good would that do? (Lol). =-)