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Friday night plans?

what are they?

Going to try and see New Moon today! One question though if you noticed that someone went to the

movies alone and then to dinner would you think they were a loser. Honest answers please, don't worry about my feelings.

So ....................... .................

are you ready for the SNOW ????

Yes - that four letter word !!!!!

What's the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning?

Have you visited more than 10 Countries?

I'm just wandering around.

Update: November 20, 2009.
Okay. Japan - Where else can you play Pacinco and exchange your little metal balls for toilet paper. China - True story. The Stewardess said I hope you had a gouud fright!! Thailand - Yes I fed the monkeys banana's at the zoo. Malaysia - Do you know the way to the Bird Park? Baaad Pak?? Baaad Park?? Oooooh Baaaaad Paaak. Dis Bus mr. Singapore - Remember to have a hair cut. India - Monsoonr rain in Bombay. Australia - Met the convicts (Ooops I mean relatives) Dubai - Belly dancing after some Bubbly Jubbly. Cyprus - Oooh the temples of Aphrodite. Malta - Their national dish is those small furry bunnies that breed alot. Go figure??? Europe - Germany, France, Belgium and Luxembourg in one day. Spain, Portugal, Denmark, Finland, Poland, Ireland.... Umm. The Gambia - I stroked a Croc named Charlie. South Africa - Awesome. Argentina - Biggest steak ever. Jamaica - Love, Peace, Respec Mouaaannnn. Bermuda - "Oooohhhh Are you on your hooney mooon." USA - NY imigration. "Will you stand behind the line SIR." Yikes. Canada - Bluebird wine does things to your head in the moring. I love travelling..... :)

What type of joke are forbidden on here?

I seen sexist jokes that bash women. I seen racist jokes about Polacks, Chinese, Jews, but I tried posting a black joke and it is always pulled before reaching the boards.

Am I correct to assume that all jokes are allowed except any jokes about African Americans?

Its COLD in Florida!!!I am so excited!!!

How cold is it where you live?

What do you get your bf's mother for Christmas if you've been dating her son for a year?

I am rather short on funds at present. I also do not know my s/o's mom that well.

We are spending Xmas with my bf's family this year. I assume I have to make at least token presents. I am thinking that I can give my bf's mom a nice box of chocolates, nicely wrapped--like it's the thought that counts, right? she knows I'm struggling to finish my doctorate and that I don't have too much cash.

Is this okay or is there a better way out of this? I WAS thinking a nice bottle of perfume, but I don't know what sort of perfume she wears and decent perfume is about fifty bucks anyway--I don't really have that kind of money right now. :/

angel and human beings

Why was it that an angel (Lucifer) got thrown out of heaven for all eternity for going against God's word when humans can simply repent and escape the punishment?


Update: November 20, 2009.
Drunk at 6:30 AM means you partied all night girl, you best get some sleep now girl.

For the people that decorate for Christmas, What is typical for you?

I love to decorate but I prefer it to be understated and tasteful, with just one colour scheme. I am always looking for ideas to be a bit different than the rest... I have the usual fireplace holy and the garland for the door, and a table runner and napkins, and of course the tree, my colour is red and gold. Would live amazing ideas from others to give the WOW factor.