I have a question for the women that I am WAY to embarrassed to just ask...

Who has read the ABOUT US of A/O?

Bobble Head Maneuver #174 for Men

When your Woman shows you a shoe.. just smile and nod your head in approval.

Clearly it's a chick thing. I mean.. WTF would a woman show me her shoe for?

"Like them?"
Umm... it's a shoe.
"They're cute!"
Umm... it's a shoe.
"Oh come on.. you don't like them?"
Umm... it's a shoe.
"I like them. I think they're cute!"
Ok. *shrugs*

Yeah.. so anyhow.. Just smile, nod your head in approval, and don't speak.

But still.. it's only a shoe.

In your October or November issue in the year 2002, you had a turkey recipe...

with some ingredients including garlic, balsamic dressing, apples. I lost my recipe. How can I get another copy?

Will you be giving out candy this Halloween?

Not us...kids never show up in our area and then we get stuck with so much candy that it's pathetic/lol...this year hubby and I are gonna make it a bed-night...scray movies is on the agenda!

What's so good about the I-Phone?

Other than being able to access the internet (which is expensive), does it have any other real benefits or is it mostly just hype?

Whose opinion matters most to you? Or does no one's matter?

Your s/o, family (parent/siblings), close friends, boss, pastor? Others, e.g., so-called "experts," strangers?

Does the context matter?

I tend not to care what others think about me or, in general, even. But . . . I do admit that being complimented by my daughters' therapist makes me feel less of a failure as a mother.

Can you b00ty dance?

show me how you get down wit it.

ROLL CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday evening/Friday morning roll call for those still awake...

I need Siamese, Calicos, and Marmalade ones!

NO PERSIANS!!! I would rather use a possum and claim it's a cat than use a persian.

New job making holiday/event Calendars

Hey guys, like the title says, I got a new job.. and I need your help.

Is there any way I can purchase dead kittens online? I'll be making calendars for a living and this is my first solo project! Already I've recieved an inordinate number of requests for Kitten Calendars for the coming year (2010).

I'm sure laboratories, research institutes, and academia can obtain animals for use in education & study pretty easily, but where do they get them? Cuz afterall, High School bio classes dissect frogs and piglets left and right.

Anyway, this new company is really flexible and they were receptive to my "dead cat" idea. (I told them not to worry cuz I already practiced with dead reptiles. And of course that's not entirely true, but I didn't want them to put the kabosh on this new innovation).
**Thing is, the dead ones are much easier to work with, easier to pose, they stay still, and it's really gonna become a Trade secret.

*For instance, when a cat gets scared it stands up and arches its back (like for HALLOWEEN). Well it's very difficult to persuade a cat to do that on command. So what I'll do, is cut the back open and put a metal rod onto the spine and then I can bend it any which way!
Also, for different poses, I can just SNAP their legs and pose them for the shot! You can't even tell they're dead!

All my customers and vendors who purchase the calendars will love them to bits!
I sure hope nobody wants a Horse calendar for 2011!!! :) lol

Update: October 30, 2009.
Oh right, like recipes are real original.