What's an average day like for you?

I must not be very good at time management because I wake up every day with a list of things I want to do and then before I know it it's time for bed because I've got to get up for work in the morning and I've accomplished nothing all day.

Today is my 40th married anniversary.

I injured my back at work and have a very difficult time getting around. So I could not take my wife out for dinner or do anything meaningful for her today. I asked her if she would like to celebrate our 40th at a later date and she should go to bingo. (she likes bingo), so she is at bingo on my dime. NO reason for her not to have fun just because I am injured. But I just realized, my wife is celebrating our 40th with about 40 or 50 women yelling bingo or oh shit, while I am celebrating with thousands of A/O members. Thank you all for coming to my party.

What would you do? I really would appreciate input

Without knowing her motives, or any possible way I might have offended her, this woman is extremely hateful to me. Do I ignore this or what? Unfortunately, I can only avoid her so much, since it's in a work setting....

Will you be handing out treats on Halloween?

Would you ask to bring your s/o along to a dinner party?

A friend of mine invited me to her house for Halloween dinner. She is married herself, another couple will be there, and a couple of single friends too. She knows I have a bf (x1 year) but she only invited me. Shall I ask if I can bring him along? Or just assume he is not invited and go by myself?

Do you think the world would be a better or worse place if no one could tell even the tiniest lie?

Is there something wrong with his SEXUALITY if he said this AFTER touching my private bits ?

I've been dating a guy for nearly 5 months. It's long distance until I move close in 6 weeks. He knows I only like to have sexual intercourse in a real exclusive relationship. He has been so respectful that I started to think it was weird though that I would sleep over the last few dates and he wouldn't ever try to touch me below the waist.

He kept joking he was preserving my innocence meanwhile I had given oral sex. Finally he touched me this weekend and it was actually awesome. He just used his hands but I was so glowing and happy when he was done. I complimented him a few times during the day.

Finally though he acted uncomfortable and said now I would be all preoccupied with him and he joked maybe he shouldn't have "put out" for me because I seem so smitten suddenly.

That kind of upset me. Then I tried to bring up the talk about exclusivity and he brushed it off cleverly.

Finally we went to sleep and he passed out right away. (He had had a lot of wine). An hour later, I was still awake in bed and he rolled over and said quite plainly and clearly "cooches are disgusting" he in a half awake dream state
um i nearly had a stroke... I tapped him and repeated what he said and asked him he thought that. He said half awake, no cooches are good".

How incredibly freaky and weird! I felt depressed falling asleep since he had just finally touched me the day before. :(

I couldn't help bring it up a couple of times and teasing him his morning. He got kind of annoyed and said I was dreaming that (I wasnt.)

I feel weirded out by him saying that. Am I overreacting?

*More info*
One reason it disturbs me is that although he has had several girlfriends and is 36 and has slept with about 40-50 women since age 21, he brings up stuff about gay men a lot. He says he got to know a lot because his best friend's brother in law is a gay man with a husband
he brings up stuff about gay guys often. It's just unusual.

Well, what the heck were you?

Tell me what ghoulish/funny/sexy costume you cooked up for Halloween this year! I was a blood bank nurse, and my husband was FLOORED by it.

Heh heh.

Tell me, tell me! Give me a link to a picture if you have one!

Here's mine:

http://tinyurl.com/y8hf rks

http://tinyurl.com/y9n 6265

It was very Bettie-Page-meets-Rob -Zombie.

I hate when Halloween is over. *sigh*

This is going to sound like a joke, but I swear it isn't...

I actually tried to post this last night, but for some reason it never went through or came up.

Anyway, this situation is kind of hilarious, kind of awkward.

I am a college student. Very often, students exchange contact information such as e-mails or phone numbers in the event of a missed class, group project, whatever. In my literature class, we were assigned this short story that was not in the textbook. The man who sits behind me mentioned he found it on Google books and asked if I wanted him to e-mail it to me so I could print it out. Sure! I should have known when I got home, I'd have a Facebook request from the guy. Sure enough, I never see these things coming. Fine, let's be Facebook friends. There are photos of my boyfriend and I all over my profile, plus it lists I am in a relationship with him, and I make frequent "status updates" about (what else?) spending time with my boyfriend. Now, he never really crossed the line. We rarely veered off school topics. He'd IM me here and there, and mostly I'd ignore them, especially when they said things like, "It's too bad you have a boyfriend" or "Your boyfriend is so lucky". He even offered to do my term paper for me, I declined! (He NEVER says things like this to me in class, in fact, we barely talk in class. Just "hello" and "goodbye" and "what did you get on that paper?")

I thought this would make it loud and clear that he does not have a shot in hell without having to come out and say it.

So last night, I was minding my own business, making my typical wise ass remarks here on A/O and checking my Facebook at the same time. He starts IMing me again ON Facebook, asking where I was in class (I was too hung over from the World Series festivities.) and generally BSing with me. Then he told me that he bought me a hubcap for my car. (I've been missing a hubcap on my car since July, and actually just crashed my car two weeks ago, got it fixed, and now it's a brand new car with a missing hubcap, it looks ridiculous, but I refuse to let things like this bother me.) Typically, something like this would make me ecstatic. What a thoughtful gift! But I feel this is on the border of creepy town. How does he know what kind of car I drive? And more importantly, how should I handle this? My girlfriend says I should insist he take like $20 bucks for it. I have to spend another month, twice a week in class with this guy! I don't know how to get my point across any clearer without being a total jerk. WTF?! Like I said, this is pretty hysterical, isn't it? But really, how should I handle this?

Has boredom expressed on the internet gone too far?

Internet has only been around for regular people for what, a decade? Today, "boredom" is the reason there is a site where people post absolutely normal everyday things and others comment on it, and there is a video on youtube of a fat black lady sitting on a toilet and singing about it. Really, what IS it with the world today?! And this isn't only the youth!