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1. It's really just a joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / 2. Are you currently reading anything.. / 3. Why haven't the terrorists attacked recently? / 4. Yet again...a flipside.... / 5. for all you men out there, is it true you like to watch woman masturbate? / 6. What would you do? I really would appreciate input / 7. Okay, for those of you who are critical of the guy... / 8. Has anyone every seen the movie... Spun? / 9. Well, let's see the government says it's safe / 10. I woke up late for my husband........ /
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Sex & Intimacy / 2:18 PM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

It's really just a joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Little Old Lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the President of the Bank to open a savings account because, "It s a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the Bank staff finally ushered her into the President s office (the customer is always right!). The bank`s President then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

The President was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma am, I m surprised you re carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The President then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The Old Woman said, "Well, for example, I ll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the President, "That s a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"

The Old Lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the President, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the President got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10am, the Little Old Lady appeared with her lawyer at the president s office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet "$25,000 says the President's balls are square!"

The President agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The President complied. The little Old Lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.

"Well, Okay," said the President, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the Old Lady, "What the hell s the matter with your lawyer?"

She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10am today I d have The Bank of Canada s President s balls in my hand."

- Asked by lom2009, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Halifax
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:32 AM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

Are you currently reading anything..

that you would recommend to other members of answerology?

What is it you'd like to recommend?

:)

Update: October 23, 2009.
So many good books to read. Thanks everyone for the suggestions! :) I highly enjoyed Things Fall Apart, How to Read Literature Like a Professor, The Poisonwood Bible, The Fountainhead, The Canterbury Tales, (one of my personal favorites) ---> The Things They Carried by Tim O' Brian, and there are so many more. :)

- Asked by desota18, A Creative, Male, 18-21, Student
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Race, Religion & Politics / 2:43 PM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

Why haven't the terrorists attacked recently?

I think because Bush invaded Iraq and Afganistan and crippled the terrorists organization. If it wasn't for the Bush administration there would have been many attacks on American soil in the past 8 years.

- Asked by A Father Figure, Male, 36-45, Marseille
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Sex & Intimacy / 4:08 PM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

Yet again...a flipside....

So do you women who dress like sluts, and there are a lot of you out there, perform horribly in bed. Is their attention grabbing essentially a plee for training?

Judging someone's prowess by how much they "brag" about said prowess is not reliable. If a surgeon told you how good he was would you consider that to mean he was a horrible surgeon?

I think it would more accurate to say guys who cant back up their talk are just stupid. If the purpose of your lie is an act in which you will your expose your falsehood then then dont tell it.

- POP'd by drallig9399, A Hip Hop Guy, Male, 26-28, Administrative

Women, in general, who's better in bed, a player or more reserved less braggadocio man?

I have an observation; it seems like the men who boast the most about their skills and perhaps get more action have the most room for improvement. It seems to be all about them. Whereas the men who are more reserved seem to be far more into the experience for both parties, are more open to all activities and toys, and give a better experience in general. It it the quiet ones that have sometimes shocked and impressed me. Has anyone else observed this?

- Asked by 75runner, A Sportif, Female, 29-35, Sacramento, Medical / Dental
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Sex & Intimacy / 11:42 PM - Saturday October 24, 2009 Back To Top

for all you men out there, is it true you like to watch woman masturbate?

other than your family, duh?

- POP'd by lom2009, A Guy Critical, Male, 36-45, Halifax

for all you men out there, is it true you like to watch your woman masturbate?

i heard that it really turns guys on so im just wondering does it really? and why does it?

- Asked by A Sweet Sarah, Female, 18-21
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Career / 7:38 PM - Monday October 26, 2009 Back To Top

What would you do? I really would appreciate input

Without knowing her motives, or any possible way I might have offended her, this woman is extremely hateful to me. Do I ignore this or what? Unfortunately, I can only avoid her so much, since it's in a work setting....

- Asked by watbuttondoipush, An Alternative Girl, Female, Who Cares?, Financial / Banking
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:50 PM - Tuesday October 27, 2009 Back To Top

Okay, for those of you who are critical of the guy...

Think back to when you were 22-25 and tell me if you thought you would really love to spend time with people who you barely know and have to act all adult like around. I mean I can think of about 20 other things I would have liked to be doing. Can you really blame the guy at that age? No matter how cool some girl's parents are, I doubt they are as fun or as relaxing as getting to just hang at home over the holidays. Maybe it is a sign of his lack of effort in the relationship, but maybe he knows that he will not get the rest and relaxation at some stranger's home where he has to walk on egg shells and hear about "popping the question...you know it has been three years." Cut the young guy some slack.

- POP'd by juandontbeg, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 29-35, Charlotte, Self-Employed

Long-term boyfriend sees no need to have holidays together.

I've been dating my boyfriend for three years. Our first year together, I did spend Thanksgiving with his family, who lives 8 hours from mine. However, since then, we haven't had a holiday together. His family has not made an effort to invite me to their gatherings, nor has my boyfriend. I have invited him home for every holiday with my family, but he has refused me each time and goes to see his own family instead.

A big problem that I have with this is that his family is not really "together" for the holidays. He often goes out to the bars with his friends on his week-long trips home - the last time this happened, he went out with eight girls he knew from high school, and though he assures me it was strictly platonic, I can't help but feel shorted when he would rather spend his time with those friends than with me.

I want to end up with a man who spends time with my family, and loves them as reasonably much as he can. After all, it's going to get awkward if we ever marry and we still spend our holidays apart.

Has anyone dealt with a similar situation? Is this worth breaking up over?

- Asked by Female, 22-25
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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 12:40 PM - Wednesday October 28, 2009 Back To Top

Has anyone every seen the movie... Spun?

I watched it last night.

Its pretty fucked up... but remarkable in the way that it captures the feeling of addiction.

anyone seen it?

- Asked by mmmmbeer, A Rebel, Male, 22-25, Toronto, Home Maker
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Diet & Health / 11:22 PM - Wednesday October 28, 2009 Back To Top

Well, let's see the government says it's safe

yet it wasn't tested at all? Now there are reports of Dystonia, a paralyzing disease, Guillain-Barr syndrome and deaths due to the vaccine. I know these are small numbers, but any vaccine has it's risks.
But to put it out there without testing?

- POP'd by watbuttondoipush, An Alternative Girl, Female, Who Cares?, Financial / Banking

N1H1 vaccine. Is it safe to get?

Hi. . . Im really scared about getting the N1H1 vaccine. My mom says i should take it but i've been reading about it and i've read that it causes more harm to your body than the swine flu itself. I dont think i want to get it. I need more info but im very skeptical about this. It also says that it will damage the immune system. Please help! Im really freaking out about this!!!!!!!!

Update: October 29, 2009.
Didnt mean to offend you & i will talk to my doctor about it. Im glad your ok. but ive just been hearing alot of crazy stuff about it. Wich makes me not want to get it.

Update: October 28, 2009.
I read that the vaccine has mercury in it! Thats bad isnt it!

- Asked by mirandawomen97, A Thinker, Female, 22-25, Houston
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Married Life / 9:45 AM - Tuesday November 03, 2009 Back To Top

I woke up late for my husband........

Who the heck enjoys making breakfast and packing lunch 2 minutes after waking up?


Not me..I was getting all pissy and felt rushed this morning..I asked him as to WHY he didn't wake me up as usual and he says I looked as if I were sleeping good...Hmmmmmm what a lame reason if you ask me...all in all..I told him that I'm gonna plug in my old alarm clock and wake up on my own cause if he puts me through what he put me through this morning..he'd have to go to work without eating...end of rant! *breathes deeply*


Good morning...LOL

- Asked by dolphace, A Married Girl, Female, 36-45, Home Maker
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