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Giant penis-eating worm found in UK aquarium.....

This is just too bizarre not to share............ And yes, its real.
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A giant worm that eats penises and feeds them to its offspring has been found at a public aquarium in the UK.

Staff at The Deep in Hull recently discovered a 1m/39" specimen while moving rocks in one of the aquarium's exhibits.

The species, Eunice aphroditois, is a large predatory polychaete worm that can reach up to 3m/10' in length, though most are around a meter long. It typically feeds on live fish.

Known as "the Bobbit worm", after the infamous Lorena Bobbit who chopped off her husband's penis in a domestic dispute, females of the species bite off the penis of their male partner and feed it to their young.
The species is found mainly in Indo Pacific waters and is nocturnal, being most often recorded by divers on night dives on the rubble zones surrounding coral reefs.

During the night the Bobbit worm lies in wait with its powerful jaws open waiting for unsuspecting prey to swim or walk past.

It is equipped with special antennae that act as sensory organs to allow it to detect movement of nearby organisms in almost total darkness.

Once it has caught its prey, it retracts back into the substrate to consume the victim.

Aquarist Seb Prajsnar told Practical Fishkeeping: "I had just put my hands in one of our quarantine tanks and was just lifting a rock when out shot a massive worm which seemed to have appeared from nowhere!

"I've never seen anything like it - It looked like something straight out of a science fiction movie! I shouted out to my colleagues who came to see for themselves. We identified this alien-like creature as a Bobbit worm, famous for its incredible jaws, which are twice its body width."

The Bobbit worm is among the longest worms in the world and there are reports of them growing up to three meters in length. The Bobbit tends to be nocturnal, lying in ambush in sand and rocks, like a living bear trap. It then snaps shut its deadly jaws on its unsuspecting prey!"

The aquarium is now keeping the worm in its own aquarium.
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Proof is in the pudding.......

If christianity is supposed to give people a moral base, and the bible a good guide for living, why is it that the nations with the highest number of non believers have the lowest crime rates, most educated citizens, who have the longest life spans, report being the happiest, and have the highest standard of living?

If god and the bible are necessary for love, hapiness, and moral living, how do you explain that the most violent nations that have the most human rights violations, are the most religious?

It really is simple simple logic. Take away religion, educate your people, and you increase harmony and hapiness, as well as decrease crime and violence.

These are facts folks. Think about it.

Update: October 25, 2009.
richard dawkins article (oxford professor), google-able references mentioned. ht tp://r icharddawkins.net/artic le,1709,n,n Human development index stats. ht tp://hdr.un dp.org/en/sta tistics/ Global peace index http://ww w.visionofhumanity.org/ gpi/re sults/ranki ngs.php An article about how atheists are UNDERrepresented in the american prison system. ht tp://ww w.skepti cfiles.org/americ an/prison.htm

How do you know a guy is in love with you?

What are the signs?

What do you do when absence makes the heart grows fonder?

A borrowed jacket, a damsel's phone number in the pocket. Interesting scenario, a possible lothario?

You are sitting in your bf's truck and decide to grab his jacket while waiting for him. After 7 months, you still have sex often but not often enough to his liking in ur opinion. You stick your hand in his jacket pocket to keep 'em warm. Lo and behold, a slip of paper with a female's name and phone number. What do u do about it?

based on many answers i've read to questions asked by both men and women, would it be fair to assume

that relationships today are more about controlling someone than caring about them?
many questions are about he/she has friends of the opposite sex on internet sites or in person that they hide.
there are questions about how he/she will be perfect and when all is good they find out about he/she is speaking with someone else and the dynamics of the relationship change.
most of the responses add up to he/she is controlling/jealous/soc iopath, run.
i can't disagree on all counts, but i find it a bit questionable when all incidents are classified in the same category.
do most people feel that having a relationship with someone of the opposite sex is now more a battle of wills, self control and self preservation than a coming together of two differing but companionable entities?
has it always been this way and just never talked about, or have the dynamics of relationships changed?

I want your prediction on who will win tonight's game.

New York Yankees or Philadelphia Phillies?

UTI's!

Can a girl get a UTI if she gets oral from a guy who forgot to brush his teeth that day?