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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:24 AM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

History Class Has Started...............

Why is Boston called "Beantown"?

Update: October 22, 2009.
Yes,of course,because of Boston Baked Beans. But,you might ask yourself,why don't other cities have their own baked beans? Is the baking of the bean an ancient secret of the pilgrims never to be shared with the outsiders? Well here's the why on that. It is because of the winds. +++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++ Boston baked beans. Now, if you wanna know why baked beans were big in Boston, it gets a little more interesting. One answer might be "mercantilism." For those of you who slept through history in high school, this was a colonial economic policy that, among other things, discouraged foreign trade, unless it brought a favorable balance of payments for the mother country, and also discouraged colonial manufacturing of finished goods. What has this to do with baked beans, you ask? They're sweetened. The sweetener used is molasses, a product of the (British) West Indies. Relax, this will all come clear anon. Another part of the answer is the Coriolis Effect. What's that, you slept through physics, too? Big systems on a spinning sphere, like prevailing winds, tend to form clockwise patterns in the northern half of the sphere, counterclockwise ones in the southern half. In the Northern Atlantic, not only do the winds follow this pattern, but so does the major ocean current, the Gulf Stream. That was another reason to use molasses--it was easy to ship stuff up from the Caribbean; hard to ship stuff down there, or to import directly from Europe. The next factor was, oddly enough, slavery. You had your ship sailing from New England full of farm products. The easiest place to sail it was England; that's the way the current carried you and the winds blew. Getting back was a different story. So, ships would make their next port of call somewhere they could easily sail to where they could sell finished goods--let's say the Gold Coast in Africa. The next cargo would be slaves, who were taken to the Caribbean to raise sugar cane. Then rum or molasses were loaded for New or old England. This "triangular trade" (although it was as often actually square, with four ports of call) again made molasses the natural choice, since it fit in so well with mercantilism. So, the exigencies of colonial trade meant Boston had an abundance of inexpensive molasses, which local entrepreneurs soon put to good use. Why beans? Same reason armies used to like them. Cheap, storable, and very easy to cook. - McCaff

- Asked by llafsroh, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 36-45, Boston, Science / Engineering
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:12 AM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya at teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and Then a £10 pound note appears!

'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears,

And another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest,

How moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Dating / 2:07 PM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

Practically perfect guy, but......

I have been dating a guy long distance for close to a year now. We have been lucky enough to spend weeks at a time each visit together, and see each other basically once a month or two. We both have had serious long relationships in the past, and he has told me he in love with me. I honestly have never felt so great or in tune with a guy before, and ive had good relationships in the past. He wants to move here. I told him I think we should start by having our own places. My problem is that he has less than stellar job with no career goals in mind. This isn't to offend anyone as I have done it in past but works at a local pizza place. He makes enough money to pay his bills, and yes hes never asked me to pay for anything so what is the problem right. Well call me superficial, but I think about long term and when or if we ever have a family how would it all work out. I dont want to live paycheck to paycheck. I dont mind working either. I have a career I like. Is this terrible? Should I even care about what he does for a living when everything else is great? I have tried discussing goals and stuff with him, but his only goal is to be with me. Sweet yes, but thats it. How can I talk to him without hurting his feelings? I didn't seem to mind at first until we got serious..now I'm pulling away from him.

- Asked by A Player, Female, 26-28, Tampa, Who Cares?
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 8:43 AM - Sunday October 25, 2009 Back To Top

What will you be doing during the next 10 seconds?

Predict the future, if you dare.

- Asked by bluegenel, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 36-45, Technical
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10:12 PM - Sunday October 25, 2009 Back To Top

Fun Brain Teaser - In Common

In Common

What is the one thing shared by all three items in the same group (a,b,c,d,e,f)?

A
a cow
a shoe
a baby

B
a doctor's office
a post office
music

C
a zipper
a shark
a comb

D
restaurant goer
a bird
the Senate

E
a potato
a hurricane
a target

F
a river
a person
a cave


Update: October 28, 2009.
Correct answers A. a tongue B. a scale C. teeth D. a bill E. an eye F. a mouth

- Asked by itsjustme4sure, A Life of the Party, Male, 26-28
Sex & Intimacy / 2:01 AM - Monday October 26, 2009 Back To Top

lol how many times a day do you just LOL??? :D

no i`m not smokin! hahah just LOL for no reason at all!! it feels good! *sticks out tongue* hahahhaha!

- Asked by swtnsxy2, A Sweet Sarah, Female, 36-45
Family & Parenting / 10:30 AM - Tuesday October 27, 2009 Back To Top

Is really having a wife and children all that? Is it worth slaving away?

Last night, a coworker asked me to lend him 30 bucks and asked me if he could pay me back at the end of the month.

He makes the double I do, and it looks like he is really on a tight budget (He claimed that a 5 dollar cab ride was too expensive a few days ago).

I really dont know the details of his economic situation, but it seems that everything he makes is going on paying his girl's tuition in a quite expensive school, plus the family living expenses.

He seems to love his family to pieces, but you can not be a Business Development Manager for a large firm, in your Forties, and out of 30 bucks.

I didnt lend him the money as last month it was the same thing. he asked me for 20 bc he had to take a cab to visit a client, I only had a 50 so I gave it ho him, as he said he would pay me the next day. He waited until the end of the month to pay me back.

Is having a family really worth complicating your life so much? please wiser answerologysts, share some of your wisdom with me-I might just remain single (and not broke) forever...

Kind Regards,
Latino!

- Asked by latino, A Life of the Party, Male, 26-28, Mexico City, Consulting
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 7:12 PM - Thursday October 29, 2009 Back To Top

So, do you have a plethora of fun activities planned for Halloween weekend?

What will you be doing?

- Asked by awsum1, A Life of the Party, Male, 46-55, Chicago, Political / Government
Career / 10:23 PM - Friday October 30, 2009 Back To Top

I'm so freakin confused! Where is my place?

I just started my new job at a construction company. The president of the company came to me and said that I am his friend and to come to him for anything.

I talked to the vice president of the company and he had a talk with me and said that I am his student.

So if i'm the vice president's student but the friend of the president, does that mean the vice president is on the higher heirarchy then the president????

Insanity?

- Asked by rubarob, A Career Man, Male, 29-35, New York, Political / Government
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:01 AM - Saturday October 31, 2009 Back To Top

Who wants to go bowling?

I actually hate bowling, but have a thing for the shoes.

Oh, and those delicious chili fries.

- Asked by mmmmbeer, A Rebel, Male, 22-25, Toronto, Home Maker