SEARCH RESULTS


KEYWORD SEARCH I FEEL LUCKY
Race, Religion & Politics / 8:28 PM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

This is a very valid point.

1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments


----------------------- ----------------------- ----------------------

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?

And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


--------------------- ----------------------- -------------------------

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


------------------- ----------------------- ---------------------------

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this -- you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal" "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... it creates a hostile work environment.


- Asked by Ghostrider8t0, A Guy Critical, Male, Who Cares?, Technical
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 8:56 PM - Thursday October 22, 2009 Back To Top

Wanna play a fun-ass game?

LOL...


Give me the color of your ORIGINAL eyes...NOT contact eyes/LMAO



Go

Update: October 23, 2009.
Blue eyes People with blue eyes have the longest lasting relationships. They tend to be kind, pretty or handsome and are very good kissers. Green eyes People with green eyes have the most passion when they are in relationships, and they have long lasting relationships. . They long for the touch of another. Brown eyes People with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. They love to please the one they care or love for, and are the greatest kissers of all. Hazel eyes People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS. They have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge Mine are light brown...Thank you all for answering...xoxo

- Asked by dolphace, A Married Girl, Female, 36-45, Home Maker
Family & Parenting / 8:57 PM - Friday October 23, 2009 Back To Top

My 3 mounth old sucks his thumb all of the time and I dont want him doing it, what should I do?

He doesnt know better but I dont want him doing that so I ushually pull his thumb out and he gets really mad and freakes out.

- Asked by bebekitti, A Married Girl, Female, 26-28, Home Maker
Dating / 4:01 PM - Saturday October 24, 2009 Back To Top

What's the big deal about not getting called back?

I went out on a date with a cute guy recently. He was a really good kisser and he felt my breasts.

In exchange I got a free meal and a free night out.

I didn't get a call back but it was only the first date.

Why do most girls get all melodramatic about it?

- Asked by An Alternative Girl, Female, 18-21
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 11:21 PM - Saturday October 24, 2009 Back To Top

My boyfriend can't come for a fall visit at my college. My ex/friend can.

I've been with my boyfriend for 6 months and love him dearly. I'm at college right now and two hours or so away from home, so I don't see him as much as I'd like, but I'm going home at least once a month to visit him, yay!
We have a fall overnight visit coming up - we can have a visitor stay from overnight on a friday and saturday night (my college is a women's college so this is one of only five or so events in the year, until I become a senior, in which case I have my own room and can do pretty much whatever). My boyfriend (for several mostly valid reasons) has not told his mother that we are still dating (she dislikes me now, due to some family problems leading /my/ mother to bother her at her place of work - and told him to break up with me). Therefore he can't come up for the visit, as he lives (despite how bum-like that sounds, he's in college full time and working a part-time job becase of that so it'd be impossible to get a place of his own)and works with her and wouldn't be able to make up an excuse to come up.
I've known my ex for four years; we dated on and off for quite a while. Currently he's also in a relationship, with a girl he's been in love with for a long time. He and my roommate (a girl, just FYI) are truly my best friends. I asked him if he wanted to come up for the fall break; he's accepted.
I'm really excited about him coming up, but there's one problem: I still haven't told my boyfriend. I know for a fact that nothing will happen between us, and as my roomie spends her weekends at her boyfriend's there's a spare bed so it's not like we're going to be sleeping together or anything. But I know my boyfriend will be bothered by it - which I understand.
Should I tell him or not? I feel like if he knows my ex is here I'm going to have to play down any fun I have that weekend so he doesn't feel jealous. I'm also going to feel like I need to text him constantly and keep him updated so he won't think anything's going on. And even if I do all that I know, knowing my boyfriend, that he's still going to be unhappy, jealous, and bothered about it.
On the other hand, if I hide it from him it's lying, and I'm going to feel guilty about it.
What's your advice? I'm pretty torn about it. It feels like it's either lie to him or have a weekend filled with the stress of making sure he's not jealous.

- Asked by Female, 18-21
Sex & Intimacy / 7:00 PM - Monday October 26, 2009 Back To Top

Feeling A Bit Deflated

Guys have you ever gone *soft* because you were nervous?

Please elaborate.

- Asked by sweetness04, A Creative, Female, 22-25, Student
Diet & Health / 11:29 AM - Wednesday October 28, 2009 Back To Top

Which meal are you more likely to skip?

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner



I usually skip Breakfast..

- Asked by dolphace, A Married Girl, Female, 36-45, Home Maker
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2:49 PM - Wednesday October 28, 2009 Back To Top

Your WEDNESDAY Joke of the day.........

JOKE:

I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order.

I approached the bartender. "Have you ever heard of a drink called "Seven Young Blondes"?" I asked.

He admitted he'd never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up.

Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him.

"Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?".

He looked at me like I was crazy. "It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully, "Sauvignon blanc.".

- Asked by jpm51, A Thinker, Female, 46-55, Baltimore, Administrative
Dating / 12:01 AM - Saturday October 31, 2009 Back To Top

Guys I need your opinion!

My bf of 4 months did respond to my texts for almost 2 days. Then when he does respond he says "No its my fault, I have been in a rut. Coffee friday after work?"

After 2 days of not talking, a rough month of not seeing each other much and that comment I did not have a good feeling. We have had so much trouble getting together this past month and now he suddenly has time? I mean over the summer had he said this I wouldn't have thought anything of it. But considering how super busy we both have been this past month and the no talking for 2 days, it makes me nervous.

He also said he wants to meet to give me an explanation for why he has been such a jerk lately and because he wants to treat me to coffee. So as a guy how does this sound to you. Like I said over the summer this wouldn't have been a problem, but the timing makes me worried. He talked to me fine during the rest of the convo, but has been very slim in responding to me the last few days (although I haven't sent that many).

So as a guy do you think he is going to break up with me?

Update: October 31, 2009.
I was sadly correct. He dumped me! He says we can still see each other and talk but he feels I deserve somebody that can there for me more. I would rather be with him only one day a month then with any other guy every day. I don't know what will happen, we shall see. :( I hate being right all the time!

- Asked by misfit2oo9, A Creative, Female, 22-25, Teaching
Dating / 9:36 PM - Saturday October 31, 2009 Back To Top

What to do with My EX girlfriend?

She and I dated for a year and lived together for a few months. Well things were great or so I thought. About 3 months ago she wanted me to move out. Didnt explain why so I moved out. We still dated and I contniued to go over on the weekends and stay the night. However she broke up with me 2 weeks later. Said she fell out of love with me. Thats all the explanation I got. I tried to see what happened and tried to taalk to her and I did and she said she didnt wanna get back together just yet. It's been 2 1/2 months and I use to contact her with no response from her. So I stopped. I havent heard from her in months. Last friday she text me around 10:30 and asked me how I was doin. I replied hours later and we texted for over an hour. Just talked about how things were going for each other and that was about it. Anyways things seem good. I talked to her on facebook a few days ago and we talked for a few mins. I havent heard from her since tuesday. What should I do? I still love and care for her but I don't wanna get my hopes up and have my heart broken again. I no she cares about me and loves me so any suggestions?

Not sure what to make of her actions? Havent heard from her in months now all of a sudden she contacts me?

I seen her sister days before my ex wrote me and my ex's sister said she was still in love with me so I dunno... maybe she is trying to see if i wanna try things again i dont no.. what should i do?

- Asked by A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25, Construction