girls, garter belts,with panties or no panties at all ?

Married people are happier than single people...Agree or Disagree?

Today is my 40th married anniversary.

I injured my back at work and have a very difficult time getting around. So I could not take my wife out for dinner or do anything meaningful for her today. I asked her if she would like to celebrate our 40th at a later date and she should go to bingo. (she likes bingo), so she is at bingo on my dime. NO reason for her not to have fun just because I am injured. But I just realized, my wife is celebrating our 40th with about 40 or 50 women yelling bingo or oh shit, while I am celebrating with thousands of A/O members. Thank you all for coming to my party.

During a good manners and etiquette class,

the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two
you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."

So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher passed out.

Is it normal to feel sad after seeing my boyfriend?

I am in a long distance relationship and I hadn't seen my bf for about 4 weeks. We finally saw each other this weekend but since he dropped me home, I have been feeling really sad and down.

I don't know when the next time I will see him will be. For some reason, seeing him makes me miss him all over again, I miss him more now than before I saw him.

Is that normal? And how can I feel better? I wish seeing him and having to say goodbye again didn't make me feel so sad.

My sister quit smoking and is looking for odor beaters for her mobile home.

I'm bored...tell me what you think of this

I'm not naming names, but do you think thrift store lady and astral projection lady are the same person?

Living together before marriage?

I started dating my bf about 10 months ago. We are monogamous and very much in love.

We are both students at the moment, but he is a senior and I (due to a school transfer/credit transfer issue) am still a sophmore.

We were thinking that if all goes well (he graduates on time/can find a job/ etc) that come summertime we'd move into an apartment together.

He'd be working and I'd still be in school for 2 more years.

I'd do my damndest to get a part time job so I can pull my weight financially, but although I have more in savings than he does, he would be the one earning the most income.

My mother thinks this is a bad idea, and that I should be out of school first.

My boyfriend wants to live with me as soon as possible because he adores me and wants to be around me all the time.

Who's right? What should I do? I love my boyfriend, and would love to live with him, but I don't want to do anything stupid!

Update: October 28, 2009.
Just to clarify, I live with my parents. I used to live in a dorm at my old school, but for financial reasons I had to move back home and go to a local college. He's in the same situation that I'm in (essentially) and so we don't get to have our own space anywhere. That's part of why we're so eager to live together.

Guys need your advice

Please don't judge me, My BF take picture of me while giving Oral pleasure, he didn't ask, he just started taking pic on his phone, he said its for his own viewing pleasure, cause he like the way I give oral pleasure, I truley believe a man should ask a woman first, I would like for him to delete them. For the guys out there would I be wrong to ask him to delete them? Be honest with me, once we break up, isn't it common for you man out there to post, or show your friends picture you take of you ex?

Late Breakfast Question....

Do you dip your sausage......?

....in maple syrup...?
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