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25 Random Things About Me

1. The most insane thing I ever did was run 25 miles once when I training to run a marathon. After being dehydrated, complete pain, and blistered feet thinking I was going to die I decided maybe I'll wait a bit to do that!

2. Once while on spring break at Daytona Beach with friends I got my car literally buried in sand and had to be pulled out by 4 dudes off the beach. I was cleaning sand out for weeks.

3. I have the 2 cutest boys in the world! Must be good genes. :P

4. I have 5 scars and I'm not telling anyone where they are.

5. I made it through college in only 5 years, graduating Summa Cum Laude.

6. I believe I can do anything I set my mind to.

7. I come from a huge family with around 40 or 50 aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents. I need to sit down and count everyone someday. All I remember is the house was full at Christmas every year.

8. I've been bucked off a horse and ya know what -- it's not as fun as it sounds. lol

9. I draw caricatures of people in my spare time. I think they're hilarious.

10. I've been the best man at 4 weddings and a groomsman in a few others.

11. My grandpa was the funniest person I ever met. He had a joke for everything! It's where I get my silly sense of humor.

12. I workout every spare minute I can find. I bench press a healthy weight for my size.

13. I like to pull the occasional practical joke. So far I've never gotten burned!

14. The coolest thing I've ever done is go snorkeling in Hawaii with my family. Being in the water with the fish right next to us was sweeeeet.

15. Nicknames - I've had a few....sportsnut, Tony the Tiger, Tony Bologna, Paulie, T-Bone, Dial Tone....etc

16. I go to steak restaraunts and order Cheeseburgers.

17. I have been known to spend an entire day hunting or just wondering out in the woods. Nature is awesome!

18. I'll never grow up or old and you can't make me. :P

19. I love to go out on the river with my friends and crank my boat up as fast as it'll scoot just to scare the shit out of them. :)

20. I fear no rollercoaster!

21. I'm 34 and I still play with my food.

22. I've been to Mardi Gras but didn't think it was all that.

23. I play a mean game of Monopoly. Don't challenge me, you'll regret it. ;)

24. I never got an F on anything---heck I'm not even sure I've even gotten a D. Well maybe that one time in C++ class but we won't go there m'kay. lol

25. I never run out of things to say.

26. I don't live by the rules.







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Enjoying the Moment

As the story goes a man is being chased by a ferocious man-eating tiger. Tiger chase him to edge of cliff. Man falls off. Halfway down, he grab onto branch. He look up, he see ferocious tiger. Now he look down, he see another hungry tiger, waiting for him on the ground below. Not a good place to be. He knows for sure he gonna die. Then out of corner of his eye he see a wild strawberry growing on same branch. He pluck it and eat it. And it was the sweetest-tasting strawberry he ever had.


The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion wants to cross a river, but he can't swim. So he ask the frog, who can swim, to give him a ride on his back across the river. At first the frog is afraid of being stung so the frog says, "If I give you a ride on my back, you'll go and sting me." But the scorpion reassures him replying, "It would not be in my interest to sting you since as I'll be on your back we both would drown." The frog thinks about this logic for a while and accepts the deal. He then takes the scorpion on his back and braves the waters. Halfway over the frog feels a burning spear in his side and realizes the scorpion has stung him after all, dooming the two of them. And as they both sink beneath the waves the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion, for now we both will drown?" To which the Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. I'm a scorpion; it's in my nature."


The Young Thief and His Mother

A young Man had been caught in a daring act of theft and had been condemned to be executed for it. He expressed his desire to see his Mother, and to speak with her before he was led to execution, and of course this was granted. When his Mother came to him he said: "I want to whisper to you," and when she brought her ear near him, he nearly bit it off. All the bystanders were horrified, and asked him what he could mean by such brutal and inhuman conduct. "It is to punish her," he said. "When I was young I began with stealing little things, and brought them home to Mother. Instead of rebuking and punishing me, she laughed and said: "It will not be noticed." It is because of her that I am here today."




- I believe I'll have another. :P








10 things on my Bucket list
1. Run the Boston marathon in world-record time
2. Climb to the top of Mt. Everest
3. Learn to play a 2nd musical instrument, I play the drums and the electric guitar is next.....guitar hero here I come!
4. Create my own web site - I'm designing a sports-based web site which I hope to launch on the next year or so
5. Become a master of the culinary arts
6. Earn a black belt at karate
7. Learn how to play the bagpipes - I think that would be so cool
8. Own a pig farm
9. Go scuba diving in the ocean
10. Travel to the moon on summer vacation


18 Wheels on a Big Rig - try to keep up!




Ode to the Irish

Life's too short not to be Irish!

May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whisky, but be tormented with itching without benefit of scratching.

Men are like bagpipes - no sound comes from them until they are full.

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures

But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another"

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.

The reason the Irish are always fighting each other is they have no other worthy opponents.

I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.






To Be Native American

Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men,
we didn't have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents.
Without a prison, there can be no delinquents.
We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves.
When someone was so poor that he couldn't afford a horse, a tent or a blanket,
he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift.
We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property.
We didn't know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being
was not determined by his wealth.
We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians,
therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.
We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don't know
how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things
that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.

John (Fire) Lame Deer
Sioux Lakota - 1903-1976

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