I drink beer.

That's all you need to know. The rest of my profile is a private message for Ms X - so everyone else can just fuck right off. OK?

You still here? Did you read what I just wrote? What part of fuck right off did you not understand? So off you go. Read someone else's profile or do something useful with your life.

Have you gone? Good. That's better.

Hi Ms X.

Now we're alone, here's some stuff I'm into. I like to dig back into the past so a lot of this stuff is ancient, like 60s even, and it doesn't cover everything I like, but it's just some songs that pluck a chord with me.

OK let's start with the Rolling Stones. So much to choose from, but I really like the rhythm on this one. The lyrics suck, because it's totally mysogynistic, but it was the 60s and I guess they got away with it in those days. Jagger was (and still is) very apologetic about it, and so he should be. This live performance is not as good as the studio version (i-Tunes!) since the vocals are too loud, tending to drown out the rhythm, but the rhythm is cool. Music to get horny by! Dancing to this towards the end of the evening, with your arms wrapped round each other, has got to end in bed. Just got to. There's no alternative!



Next Millie. I love this girl with her infectious smile and her joyous little song. This introduced ska and then reggae into the UK, and I love reggae! I can't help singing and dancing along to this one. It's from the days when the scenery moved if you touched it, the lighting director didn't know how to light the set and the dancers at the end were definitely on something illegal...still cool though! (And I believe Mr Rod Stewart is doing the harmonica!)



That song played a part in the following commercial, which goes to show how a public address system and few professional dancers seeded around a crowd can make even the stiff upper lip Brits have a good time! (Oh and Liverpool Street train station is in London, not Liverpool. We like to confuse visitors to our lovely country).



Speaking of reggae, here's Robert Nesta Marley. Too much to choose from again, but I have happy memories of this one since I once the had the pleasure, in my student days, of standing at the side of the dance floor drinking a beer and watching a girl I didn't know, who was dressed in nothing more exotic than a white t-shirt and blue jeans, dancing to this. She was hardly dancing at all, just sinuously moving to the tune with her eyes shut, totally lost in it and showing her great tits and ass without even knowing she was doing it. One of the sexiest things I ever saw a girl do. I couldn't take my eyes off her. (No I didn't fuck her, but I wanted to).



Doesn't this next song make us wonder why we keep doing this folly?



Awwww.... :(



Another awesome Britbabe (fucked up one though - car crash in progress):



And the great UB40:



And another one - they're da biz! The chorus of this should be the AO theme tune.



Have you ever felt like this about someone?



I'd never even heard of the following band and one summer's evening a couple of years back I happened to hear them playing on a beach on the south coast of England. Pretty cool. Great guitar.



Shit it's 4am!!!! OK, this has got Brit-centric, so gonna finish with an American girl I like:



How can she be that perfect? She's not even trying!

I'd like to go to Coney and eat baloney. I'm going to die a little now though. Bye!

flirtygal